Welcome to Irradi-YUM! By being here, you agree to these "terms" and "conditions".
1] No Guarantees.
- You accept that the website may go down. Sometimes radstorms mess with our connection or mole rats chew through our cables. We'll fix it when we can. Probably.
2] Blame (or "Liability") [IMPORTANT]
We’re not responsible for:
- Loss caused by improper jerky storage
- Terminal malfunctions
- Sudden, maddening cravings for jerky
- Radiation-related health issues
- You losing your caps (or your mind)
Basically, nothing is our fault.
3] "Intellectual Property"
- Everything on the site belongs to us, except the stuff that doesn’t.
4] Prices
- You accept that $ = Bottlecaps.
5] Changes to These Terms:
- If we fix something, break something, or find new paperwork telling us we forgot something, these terms might change. Keep an eye out.
No refunds. Not even if a radroach leg falls out. Not because we’re cruel, but because refunds are a myth, like clean water or friendly deathclaws.
Once you trade your caps, they’re gone. They have moved on to a better place. Let them go!
Irradi-YUM Jerky
ONCE OUR PRODUCT IS TAKEN BY CARAVANERS, IT BECOMES THEIR RESPONSIBILITY. NO REFUNDS!!!
*all hunters accept they are independent contractors and are not employed by Irradi-YUM. Irradi-YUM is not responsible for any harm or loss that may befall you as a result of any CREATURE hunting agreement.
If the wasteland doesn’t kill you… our prices won’t either.
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