Irradi-YUM Privacy Policy

Welcome wastelander. I am legally required (by who I’m not sure) to tell you how your “privacy” works. So here’s what I think I know:

1. ABOUT YOUR "DATA":
Be visiting this website and typing things, we could see it. Not because we're nosy.. it's just that the wires all run into one big dusty terminal and sometimes things show up on it. We promise not to sell your info to raiders, merchants or anyone else willing to give us the funding we need to stay in business...

2. ABOUT "COOKIES" (??? )
It's asking me about “cookies” but I've never seen one nor can I safely recommend eating anything that isn't dried meat. If you get a cookie on this site I guess it's yours now. If it starts glowing, throw it away and buy jerky instead. Seriously.

3. THINGS WE ACTUALLY KEEP:
We might hang onto basic stuff like what you clicked, looked at, or whatever else the website automatically scribbles down (we don't know how to stop it).
 

4. SHARING YOUR INFORMATION:
We don’t share your information with anyone unless the Brotherhood shows up and demands it (they usually do).
 

5. SECURITY:
We keep your info as safe as we can. The door has a lock. The "food" visiting our ranch keeps people away. Except caravaners, hunters and the hungriest souls with nothing but Irradi-YUM jerky on their mind and tongue.

6. CHANGES TO THIS POLICY:
If I learn what a cookie is, or am visited by those who know better, I’ll update this. Check back whenever you feel like it.